depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via ghoul-creep)

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whorville:

It’s so cute when u blatantly ignore me :) lol I love it (:

(via monstersavage)

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Pretty sure I’m being replaced. Again.

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